The Looking Glass Of Carroll Bryant

"I'd rather live while I'm alive than to die before I am dead." - Carroll Bryant Responding to criticism regardin...

"An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. Lucky for me I have a seeing-eye dog."

"I find it funny that people on the internet tell other people on the internet to 'get a real life', never realizing that the i...

A short time ago, I was on Twitter. Someone said they hated life. I responded to them with: "When people say they hate life, to what ar...

"It just occurred to me that the American Government has been at war with someone every single day I have been alive. Now my head feels...

"I can't even count on one hand, all the people I hate, but that's only because I don't hate anyone" That quote...

“To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?”

"There is no need to masterbarte your brain just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place."    

                      “If you were my friend, then you wouldn’t always agree with me.”

            “If you don’t have any enemies, then you haven’t stood up for something.”

“A message sent is a message received. Provided you used enough postage. Stamp me delivered!”

"Be careful the puddle of hypocrisy. Stepping in it can be a doooozy!”

“There always comes a time when you just have to unleash hell. If that doesn’t work, unleash some more.”

"A friend in your pocket is more valuable than an enemy on the loose"

“Never underestimate the strategy of anticipation. In the world of today where everything is now, now, now, nothing brings about fear more t...