Coming Attractions For May 2013

And it's almost May. Wow, how time flies by, right? Okay, so here we are. What to do, what to do? Oh, May should be a good month. I don't know why, just color me optimistic. And while you're coloring, remember to stay inside the lines and check out the menu for the merry old month of May.

Oh, one more thing, have I got a surprise for all of you on May 20th.

I'm losing control and I want you to know I'm fighting fire with fire.

I won't let them take me alive! 

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May 1st, 2013 - "Hate The Hate"

Synopsis:

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love. All we are saying is "Give peace a chance". People of the world sing out and join hands, start a love train. C'mon people now, smile on your brother everybody get together, try and love one another right now. We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. Hey, just hate the hate. Okay? 

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May 6th, 2013 - "GenX Says: Part One"

Synopsis:

This may be the most fun I ever had putting together a post. GenX (Amanda) says a lot, and so does her bully friends, but they never seem to present anything to back it up. (Oh, except for one thing.) And what is this about lesbian pedophiles? GenX, you need to step off girlfriend.

Oh snap.

Don't miss this hilarious look at a hate blog full of lies. (And yes, I prove it right from the get go with actual screenshots.) Imagine that! LOL

It's the Bay of Pigs all over again.

I'm beginning to think that GenX and her friends have a foot fetish ... because they sure love placing theirs into their mouths. Aahahahahahahaha

Seriously though, like, check it out.

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May 11th, 2013 - "Carroll Bryant - Reflection"

Synopsis:

Guaranteed not to rip, rot, rust, bust, drip, run down your leg, and or smell bad for a period of fifty feet or five minutes. Whichever comes first.

You got my word on that!

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May 13th, 2013 - "Pictures Of Carz"


Synopsis:

Some pictures of me. Duh. LOL Because you (the people) requested it. On a good note, in this post, I prove Amanda Welling wrong yet again. (Without even trying) Ha-ha. Funny how life just works that way. Anyhow, it's about time I post some pictures of myself, right? Well, as the saying goes, "All things in time." 

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May 17th, 2013 - "Secret Sauce"


Synopsis:

This is like that time when you were sitting comfortably in your recliner chair on Thanksgiving Day after eating half a bird with all the trimmings and gravy, and two pies, one pumpkin, the other pecan. You're watching the afternoon football game and as always, Detroit is getting the crap kicked out them and you fell into a slight slumber only to be pulled out of it by a pain in your mid-region. You fear it to be a stroke coming on or a heart-attack, either way, your bird is cooked. 

You start to panic, as is the typical protocol of such indigestion and you cry out to your better half, "Martha, I got chest pains. Call the doctor. Call the hospital. Call the ambulance. Call somebody for Christs sake."

Your world starts to spin radically out of control. You are rushed through the emergency doors on a gurney when you over-hear someone say "Get him to O.R. stat!" 

You're being rolled down a hallway. The ceiling lights flip by one after the other as you lay there in some kind of hypnotic like state with an oxygen mask over your face and your life flashing by and all you can think to yourself is, "I'm gonna die. I'm a goner." 

Fortunately, someone in the crowd suggests giving you a few tests first before slicing you open. It's a good thing too because it only takes a few hours and the next thing you know, you're in and out with nothing more than knowing that all you had was a bad case of the gas. Nothing a good healthy burp or barnyard nasty toot out of the backside wouldn't cure. 

Yeah, it's kind of like that only .... without all the medical expenses.


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May 20th, 2013 - "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise "

Synopsis:

It's a surprise post, but trust me, you're not going to want to miss this.
Heads will roll (again) I tell ya!

Hey! I said it's a surprise.
No peeking.

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May 25th, 2013 - "Issues And Tissues: Carroll Bryant Interviews The Bullies"


Synopsis:

Ever wondered how an interview with the bullies would look like? Well, wonder no more. You're about to find out. Warning: Reading this could result in milk squirting from out of your nose. Provided of course, you're drinking milk while you read this. 

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Kansas - "Fight Fire With Fire"