Friday, November 8, 2013

JennyJen into Beastiality?

Today I am going to do a fun post. A post that represents what the bullies like to do. To take something of no big deal and put a spin on it. You know, exaggerate a little just like the bullies. Perhaps with it, the bullies will get to see (and learn) how it feels to be scrutinized for absolutely no reason other than for our enjoyment. They do it to so many, so I doubt they will have any problem with this. Of course, when I said "learn" earlier, you know I was being sarcastic, right? I mean, it's a well known fact that bullies can't learn.

Nonetheless, we have learned a lot here at The Glass, and on STGRB, about notorious bully, JennyJen. (I should stop saying that word, "notorious". Truth is, all the bullies are "notorious". LOL)

So JennyJen is a "reader"? Okay, we'll play along. The question is, what does JennyJen like to read? But before we can look into that, we must first ask ourselves, what does JennyJen like? Well, according to her "Bullylikes" profile, she loves cats and dogs. Take a gander.







Well, isn't that sweet? But anyway, now to see what JennyJen likes to read. 


Holy crap, Rin Tin Tin, are my eyes seeing correctly? Her latest book read is WHAT???? 





And who recommended it to her? Grimlock? (Shoshana Bick) 

And who else might be interested in this book?





Holy man monkey! This is ...... wow!

Okay then, it appears JennyJen is going to read an erotic book about Bigfoot. Sounds kinky. But I think we all know what's coming here. (No pun intended) Bigfoot is going to have sex with female humans. On the other hand, maybe it is about a male Bigfoot getting his groove on with other female Bigfoot creatures. I shouldn't be jumping the gun here. Let's just check in with her next update. Shall we?





Okay, she warns us of sexual content. Then proceeds to quote a line from the book. Very graphic. But I am still in the dark about if this is between two Bigfoot creatures or, if this is a beastiality thing between a Bigfoot and a female human. I better wait to see her next update.






I see. It would appear that JennyJen is grossed out by the word "Honey". A sweet term of endearment people use to refer to their loved ones and what not. Of course, for all of us here at The Glass, this comes of no surprise, does it? But then we must ask the question, if JennyJen is grossed out over the word "honey", then what else grosses her out? Better still, what doesn't gross JennyJen out? Maybe we can uncover this little mystery in her next update. To better help us understand the answer to those two questions, perhaps we can look to the previous screenshot where she quoted a line from the book at 26%. And she quoted - "I licked the shaft from side to side and then lowered to eat a ball." - End of what she quoted. 

Hhhmm, licking shafts and eating balls? That doesn't gross her out? Yet the word "Honey" does gross her out? Now I am a bit confused. Just how kinky is this chick? Maybe we will find out in her next update. 






Holy sex fiend Batman! It is a book on beastiality! 

So, JennyJen, you like cats and ... gulp .... dogs? O_o

I see she's also into Sasquatch too. 

Double gulp!!

I should have known though, I mean, there is a girl on the cover. That was my first clue of what this book was probably all about. That combined with the title. But I do notice she doesn't complain about being grossed out by that scenario. Still, only the word "honey" is what grosses her out. Hey, JennyJen, what you got against bees? Next update please.






I see. And that doesn't gross her out? I'm feeling a bit nauseated myself. Do we really want to continue with this post? .... Sure, what the heck, we've come this far.






And I'm spent.

Cigarette please.

Gggrr baby, gggrr, yeah!

You're still not grossed out yet, JennyJen?

Okay then.






And you know what JennyJen? So am I. That was just ..... gross? O_O

But hey, if it turns you and Shoshana Bick on, then more power to you both. I hope you realize that beastiality is against the law in some countries, right? But hey, you know what? Whatever floats your boat. I may not know what you look like, but I do know what Shoshana Bick looks like and quite frankly, she would be so lucky to tag a handsome ape-like creature such as Bigfoot. But you two keep dreaming and aiming for the stars. Who knows, maybe the both of you will someday meet a Bigfoot that is into "your type". Then again, maybe even Bigfoot has evolved tastes also like the rest of the human population. 

Wait a tick, Bigfoot isn't human, is he?

Oh well, it's still fun to dream isn't it? After all, you know what they say, dreaming is for free. I guess when you get a date with one, you'll become famous for discovering the existence of the scientifically elusive beast. If you get one drunk enough, who knows, you might be the first human to give birth to a Sasquatch. Good luck with that. 


I'm Carroll Bryant .... and this is The Looking Glass.


Things We Learned Today:


* JennyJen is into beastiality

* So is Shoshana Bick

* For JennyJen or Shoshana to get a date with a Sasquatch, they would first have to get him drunk

* Holy Batman reference!

* Holy Austin Powers reference too!

* Carroll said "man monkey"

* JennyJen is grossed out by the word "honey" but not by Bigfoot having sex with humans

* Carroll did a double gulp

* Carroll is spent




6 comments:

  1. Damn you Carroll, I can't stop laughing!

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  2. I almost choked on my sandwich!! For the laughs AND the grossness :) Good one!

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  3. I bet she gives a mean Wookie. If you don't know what a Wookie is look it up in the urban dictionary. :)

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    1. That would be definition 71 in the urban dictionary.

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