Thursday, June 27, 2013

Coming Attractions For July 2013

Get ready for the fireworks! Both literally and figuratively. July is upon us and we're just getting started here on The Looking Glass. I hope you have a great July 4th weekend. Be safe - all of you. (Even the bullies) No, seriously, I do wish the bullies a safe and wonderful weekend. That's just the kind of guy I am. What? No really, that is the kind of guy I am. Why you be looking at me like that? You doubt me? ... Oh for shame. Have you not learned that I do not hold grudges? I don't. Honest.

Honest!!!!

Believe you me, I wish I didn't have to have "The Looking Glass" to defend myself, but that doesn't mean I am like the bullies and go around wishing them pain and suffering and death like they wish upon me. Compassion is what separates us good people from the bad ones. Kind of like how it separates humans from the animals. 

No! I did not mean that I think of the bullies as animals. 

Or do I?

Anyhow, here is the line-up for the month of July in the year 2013. And remember, if you have a dream, then stand up and hold on to it. I know it all seems like fate, but big dreams are hard to make. You just don't come this far and never get scarred. I'm sending you a message from across the miles and through the years. It's all about faith and conviction. Unfortunately, the bullies have neither. Too bad.


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July 1st, 2013 - "The Thorn Bu$h Lies"

Synopsis:

Another hate blog has emerged. And yes, there are thorns in it. What can you do when the bullies refuse to see evidence right before their eyes? And when I say that Goodreads has sexual role plays on it between adults and minors, they refuse to believe me. Okay, fair enough, but will they believe Patrick Brown? Screenshots don't lie. Lolita makes an appearance. Year Of The Cat resurfaces. And oh, so much more. 

There, there bullies, dry your eyes, you'll get it right one of these days. All you have to do is a little research and ... stop lying! Maybe then you will be relevant too, just like Carroll Bryant. 


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July 3rd, 2013 - "Secret Smell"

Synopsis:

This is like that time you were nine years old and you had to stay with your grandparents for two weeks for whatever reason where you were conflicted with emotion. On the one hand, it's your grandparents, and you love your grandparents! On the other, they only bathed once every two weeks because they live out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization, with no indoor plumbing, and the last time they bathed was the day before you arrived. 

Oh sure, the visit starts out great, and you have taken up the practice to clean yourself daily in a nearby creek, but by day four or five, you're hiding under the porch in your newly built fort sleeping with their coon dog, a possum and a skunk. All of you with clothespins on your noses and a horrified look of terror on your faces. OMFG!

Move to the city grandpa and grandma! 

Yeah, it's like that, only .... without the clothespins. 


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July 7th, 2013 - "GenX Says: Part Four"

Synopsis:

"Hey there, Boo-Boo, is that a pic-a-nic basket I see? Or Ranger Bob trying to trick me again?"

"Oh Yogi, Ranger Bob doesn't care about you and picnic baskets. Ranger GenX on the other hand?"

"You are correct, Boo-Boo, GenX is always after my thunder. Let me take a squat behind some bushes, I'll leave her some thunder."

"You're all class, Yogi. But at least you have more class in your thunder than GenX has in her whole body"

"You can say that again Boo-Boo. Now keep an eye out. Don't want anyone to see this."

"I guess bears really do shit in the woods."


AND GENX IS THE BIGGEST BEAR AROUND.


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July 12th, 2013 - "GenX Says: Part Five"

Synopsis:

Men in prison. Crushes. Age of consent. Two whores in a whorehouse. Pelican Bay.

Need I say more? LOL


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July 16th, 2013 - "Jesse Ventura For President"

Synopsis:

Our next presidential election will decide America's fate. And the American people's freedom. Do we continue down the destructive "democrat versus republican" path? Or do WE THE PEOPLE truly take back our country?

It's time to wake the fuck up America! 

It's time for some REAL change in this country!

Join the "Ventura Express"!  

Or lose your country for good to the corrupt politicians from both parties, and corporate greed!


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July 20th, 2013 - "Porn Versus Prostitution"

Synopsis:

Which is better? Being a street prostitute or an actress in the adult entertainment business? Can America do better in protecting our young girls from rape? And prosecuting rapists? And building up young girls self esteem? 

I think we can!


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July 23rd, 2013 - "Angela Horn: Mental Gone Crazy"

Synopsis:

The Goodreads asylum for the insane has been taken-over by the inmates! And their leader seems to be Angela Horn, a self-proclaimed saint from the fires of hell! Narcissism at its finest. We get a more in-depth look at this "meds-deprived" nut-case. Beware all readers on Goodreads, this is the "The Power That Be". Angela is the one behind these unfair deletions of GR accounts. (Well, she is one of them behind it anyway) But could there be more? 

I ask the question "Why does she attack so many people? (Especially authors?) I also supply a very good possible answer. Find out that answer when you read this!   


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July 30th, 2013 - "News: Not News"

Synopsis:

Some things are news. Some things are not.


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"Hold On To Your Dream" - Rick Springfield




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